WEREWOLVES IN SPACE

For those of you that don't know, my epic SyFy film is, Werewolves in Space. It stars Misha Collins as everyone. The hero, the villains, his love interest, werewolves, and even the spaceship. This was done in MS Paint in like fifteen minutes so even as far as bad random photoshops go it isn't that great but here's an idea for you.

Cracked out dream = SyFy movie

Last night I had a dream that was easily one of the stranger ones I've had in a while. It either sounds like I did a lot of drugs before I went to bed - I didn't - or some cracked out SyFy movie. Imagine this basic plot:

In this dream I owed the government a lot of money. So I did what any logical person would decide to do. Rob the Louvre.



This involved lots of lasers and bizarre shoot outs that either involved some strange leather clad thieve ring or aliens or both. While robbing the Louvre, I somehow found a passageway and low and behold discovered the Holy Grail, complete with the blood of Jesus.



Only it was protected by a swarm of ninjas.



One of these ninjas had a Deinonychus.



Also in this dream, I had some kind of magical talking parakeet that had powers and could change color. And Dylan Walsh was there and he was my uncle or something and he was helping me pull off my heist so clearly this movie stars Dylan Walsh.



You're welcome, SyFy. I'll be sitting here waiting for my check.

Sucks to your Sharktopus

So, most people have probably heard of SyFy's latest endeavor.... Sharktopus if you haven't here is a sample :



Oh SyFy... how is it that you are so close and yet so far from what could be pure gold?

I like the basic use of sharks because, let's face it, sharks are scary. Dinoshark definitely had both it's brilliant and cracktastic qualities to it. However, if you want to go for fear, an octopus doesn't do it for me. I either start thinking of Davy Jones from Pirate of the Caribbean or my mind goes, "Fuck, I haven't had calamari in a while. I should order calamari."

Do you want to instill hunger onto your victims, or fear? Here is my proposal for you, mixing one of people's biggest fears on land with one of their biggest fears in the sea.

ARACHNISHARK

Sharks scare the crap out of people. So do spiders. Think of the wonderful creature you could create by combining these things.



I know I'm afraid.



ARACHNISHARK
Starring Nick Lachey